Farewell, 2005
But it's still just a glimmer.
Nevertheless, I won't belabor the litany of mistakes, corruption, hypocrisy, cronyism, and overall mismanagement that accurately characterizes the Bush White House and most of Congress. To do so would only cast a pall over what should be a day of celebration and (when that glittering ball drops at the stroke of twelve) an optimistic feeling of starting anew. And if you simply must relive that list of government missteps, just scroll down a bit further on this page.
So, instead, I think I'll keep within the spirit of the New Year, and offer a short collection of resolutions (as if you didn't have enough already!) that we all should make in calendar 2006 - for the reclamation of the American soul, if nothing else:
GET INVOLVED. No, I'm not suggesting that you drop your lucrative career and run for City Council. But resolve to write a short note to your elected representatives every month. Your Governor. The White House. Your Senator. A pesky Congressman from another state.Have a safe, healthy, wonderful New Year's Eve, whatever revelry you have planned for later. Hold your loved ones close, and wish a stranger well. Hope for peace, tolerance, and equality. And try to remember, even after that second bottle of bubbly, that there's demonstrable logic behind the ideas of designated drivers and protected sex!
Let the government know that you're paying attention. Demand to be heard about education, about health care, about women's reproductive rights, about the environment, about the economy. After all, the American democracy is ours to guide and defend. So use it - or lose it.
STAY INFORMED. There's no tactful way to say it - we're becoming a nation of blissful dunces, a society that in the last 10 years has "made no improvement in (its) ability to read newspapers or books, or comprehend basic forms." [WaPo 12/25] So read, America. Read newspapers, read commentary, read magazines, read books, read something. Don't base your entire world view on a few moments of perfunctory attention paid to Sean Hannity or Jon Stewart.
Pick up one of Doris Kearns Goodwin's incredible tomes, or 1776 by David McCullough. I'll always believe that education is the key to the world's ills - and being informed might even teach you the correct pronunciation of "nuclear" to boot.
VALUE CIVILITY. Or, as the great philosophers Bill and Ted once summarized so brilliantly, "Be excellent to each other." Pledge to drop one derogatory attack-word from your vocabulary this year, and help to elevate the level of political discourse from that of a Junior High School playground brawl.
For my liberal compatriots, might I suggest losing the word "fascist" when describing our ideological opponents. As stubborn and misguided as we believe our Right-leaning fellow citizens to be, this ain't 1938 Berlin! And to my Conservative friends, I offer the term "traitor" for ritual sacrifice. When that term is incorrectly applied to Liberals who are fighting for your rights too, it really hurts - and it reminds us what fascists you can be when you want to!
STOP USING THE PHRASE "WAR ON TERROR". C'mon, get real. There is no "war", except in a metaphorical sense similar to our supposed "War on Drugs". And don't get me wrong. The events of 9/11 were a horrific act that occurred just a few blocks from my New York office, and claimed the lives of two close friends. So I know there's a serious need to respond to international terrorism. And I mourn and respect the very real sacrifices made by the families of our troops that have been killed or wounded overseas.
But by collectively acquiescing to the Administration's claim that we are engaged in an open-ended (and undeclared, by Congress at least) "war", we've enabled this Administration's insidious plan to manipulate us through a constant campaign of fear-mongering, to invade a nation unprovoked, to excuse torture and babarity, and to exploit the "We're at war, damn you" gambit to steal our civil rights from under our compliant noses. So wake up, America - and stop with the rote repetition of White House talking points.
BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS. We've seen the results of an overly insulated world view, played out by the Bush Administration over the last five years. So free your mind in 2006, and let some other opinions in. Travel, and expose yourself to a new culture. If you're on the Left, spend an hour watching O'Reilly. If you're leaning Right, pick up the New York Times once a week. Learn some basic phrases in a foreign language. Go to a museum, a symphony - and a rock concert. Celebrate the marvelous diversity that is life on this planet.
Happy New Year, everyone.








































